The Republic of Ambassador Bele Levy Epies is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.546 billion Ambassador Bele Levy Epiesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.

The very strong Ambassador Bele Levy Epiesian economy, worth 528 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,054 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, the fattest folk in Ambassador Bele Levy Epies look to be the happiest ones, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Ambassador Bele Levy Epies in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambassador Bele Levy Epies's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Ambassador Bele Levy Epies is ranked 69,605^th in the world and 30^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.